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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:04
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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Hoarders say they feel stigmatized, face 'everyday discrimination' - upi.com
No go.
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Measles vaccination rates drop after COVID-19 pandemic in counties across the US - AP News
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Where did cosmic rays come from? Astrophysicists are closer to finding out - Phys.org
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is facing trial — and these eccentric sketch artists - The Washington Post
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
No way
First quantum-mechanical model of quasicrystals reveals why they exist - Phys.org
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
WWDC 2025: iOS 26 Rumored Features - MacRumors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts